You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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