Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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