rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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