Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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