Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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