Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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