It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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