How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Randomize
