walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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