I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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