So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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