do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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