Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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