dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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