You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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