see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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