that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
