Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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