Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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