Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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