Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I've blown a few things in my day
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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