He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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