Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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