margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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