Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We need to rekindle our bromance
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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