Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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