help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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