Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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