Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
