why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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