I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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