He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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