how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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