I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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