Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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