Sponge bath it is.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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