I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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