Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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