I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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