I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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