Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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