i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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