Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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