one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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