Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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