This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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