That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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