i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
