White coat. Heels.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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