just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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