yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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