I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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