just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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