dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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