We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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